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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

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Drew Hayes. (2014). The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. REUTS Publications, LLC.

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Drew Hayes. 2014. The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. REUTS Publications, LLC.

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Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. REUTS Publications, LLC, 2014.

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Drew Hayes. The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. REUTS Publications, LLC, 2014.

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One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

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