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Life Would Be Perfect If I Lived in That House: A Memoir
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From the acclaimed author and columnist: a laugh-out-loud journey into the world of real estate—the true story of one woman’s “imperfect life lived among imperfect houses” and her quest for the four perfect walls to call home.
After an itinerant suburban childhood and countless moves as a grown-up—from New York City to Lincoln, Nebraska; from the Midwest to the West Coast and back—Meghan Daum was living in Los Angeles, single and in her mid-thirties, and devoting obscene amounts of time not to her writing career or her dating life but to the pursuit of property: scouring Craigslist, visiting open houses, fantasizing about finding the right place for the right price. Finally, near the height of the real estate bubble, she succumbed, depleting her life’s savings to buy a 900-square-foot bungalow, with a garage that “bore a close resemblance to the ruins of Pompeii” and plumbing that “dated back to the Coolidge administration.”
From her mother’s decorating manias to her own “hidden room” dreams, Daum explores the perils and pleasures of believing that only a house can make you whole. With delicious wit and a keen eye for the absurd, she has given us a pitch-perfect, irresistible tale of playing a lifelong game of house.
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After an itinerant suburban childhood and countless moves as a grown-up—from New York City to Lincoln, Nebraska; from the Midwest to the West Coast and back—Meghan Daum was living in Los Angeles, single and in her mid-thirties, and devoting obscene amounts of time not to her writing career or her dating life but to the pursuit of property: scouring Craigslist, visiting open houses, fantasizing about finding the right place for the right price. Finally, near the height of the real estate bubble, she succumbed, depleting her life’s savings to buy a 900-square-foot bungalow, with a garage that “bore a close resemblance to the ruins of Pompeii” and plumbing that “dated back to the Coolidge administration.”
From her mother’s decorating manias to her own “hidden room” dreams, Daum explores the perils and pleasures of believing that only a house can make you whole. With delicious wit and a keen eye for the absurd, she has given us a pitch-perfect, irresistible tale of playing a lifelong game of house.
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      • content: "Quickened pulse, night sweats, insomnia . . . all the depredations of a love affair gone wrong. Anyone over the age of 30 who lived, worked or breathed in any proximity to the real estate market in the last decade will immediately recognize the signs of house lust. But I spent years as the editor of House & Garden, and I don't think I ever encountered a case like Meghan Daum's. . . . Life Would Be Perfect if I Lived in That House adroitly manages to be funny, charming and shocking in its brutal frankness about an obsession that threatens to upend sanity and bank accounts. Luckily, as was not the case for so many caught in the national grip of cheap mortgages, Daum's is the story of a love too big to fail. . . . She is smart about what makes a house beautiful in the eye of the beholder. . . . There's a mania about moving that cleverly masks a dread even more profound than that of not being human, and that is the dread of not being married. . . . Daum...
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      • content: "A delightful dissection of the real estate obsession that's a hallmark of our age, recession or no."
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        After moving around the country in her youth and early adult life, novelist and newspaper columnist Daum (The Quality of Life Report, 2003) finds herself in Los Angeles, single, thirtysomething, and more consumed with procuring the ideal property than working on her career or finding a spouse. (She refuses to let a man into her life until she can pronounce to him with pride: I own a house.) After buying and selling homes in various locales, she finally finds, if not her dream house, the closest shes come so far: a 900-square-foot bungalow in the Los Angeles hills that has fixer-upper written all over it (and costs nearly half-a-million bucks). And wouldnt you just know it, soon after she closes escrow, she meets a really nice guy. Readers riveted by matters residential may appreciate Daums tales of obsessive pursuit. But those less inclined to get dramatic over matters domestic might tire of her endless ruminations about square footage, MLS listings, porch views, and porcelain tiles.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2010, American Library Association.)

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After an itinerant suburban childhood and countless moves as a grown-up—from New York City to Lincoln, Nebraska; from the Midwest to the West Coast and back—Meghan Daum was living in Los Angeles, single and in her mid-thirties, and devoting obscene amounts of time not to her writing career or her dating life but to the pursuit of property: scouring Craigslist, visiting open houses, fantasizing about finding the right place for the right price. Finally, near the height of the real estate bubble, she succumbed, depleting her life’s savings to buy a 900-square-foot bungalow, with a garage that “bore a close resemblance to the ruins of Pompeii” and plumbing that “dated back to the Coolidge...
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