Betsy DeVos and the malice domestic: an introduction to the Trumpocalypse -- PART 1. Wicked messengers -- The investors: Robert and Rebekah Mercer -- The Jacksonian Democrat: Stephen Bannon, White House Senior Strategist -- The spinster: Kellyanne Conway, White House Counselor -- He who will not be questioned: Stephen Miller, Senior Advisor to the President -- The Jihad-whisperer with the anti-semitism badge: Sebastian Gorka, Deputy Assistant to the President -- The leopard that did not change his spots: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, Attorney General of the United States -- The lawman who forgot which side he was on: Rod Rosenstein, Deputy Attorney General -- "The King of voter suppression": Kris Kobach, Vice Chair of the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity -- PART 2. Generals and CEOs searching for monsters to destroy -- The "Mad Dog": General James Mattis (ret.), Secretary of Defense -- The Deputy Secretary for Boeing: Patrick Shanahan, Deputy Secretary of Defense Designee -- Director of the Office of the military-industrial complex: Mick Mulvaney, Director of the Office of Management and Budget -- The absolutist: Lieutenant General H.R. McMaster, National Security Advisor -- The Koch brother: Mike Pompeo, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency -- The U.S. Ambassador to the American anti-choice movement: Nikki Haley, U.S. Permanent Representative to the United Nations -- "Part and parcel of an organized army of hatred": David Friedman, U.S. Ambassador to Israel -- With the Russians, too?: Wilbur Ross, Secretary of Commerce -- The fossil-fuel-powered dollar diplomat: Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State --

PART 3. The hacks

Secretariat stumbling: Reince Priebus, Which House Chief of Staff

Spicerfacts: Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary

The Trumplican: Omarosa Manigault, Assistant to the President

The hypocrite who made his Party of Lincoln the Party of Trump: Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader

Party boy: Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House

Complicit: Ivanka Trump, First Daughter, and Jared Kushner, First Son-in-law

The Secretary of Trump Is Always Right: John Kelly, Secretary of Homeland Security

The captain of the wrecking crew: Alexander Acosta, Labor Secretary

Putt-head: Andrew Giuliani, Associate Director for the Office of Public Liaison

The product of a judicial coup: Neil Gorsuch, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Donald Trump's very own Milhous: Mike Pence, Vice President of the United States

PART 4. Privateers

"I've got a bridge to sell you": Elaine Chao, Secretary of Transportation

The kingfish of the quagmire: Tom Price, Secretary of Health and Human Services

The health care profiteer: Seema Verma, Administrator, Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services

The investor who got a high return: Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education

Mr. Secrets and lies: Scott Pruitt, Environmental Protection Agency Administrator

Pristine wilderness for sale, lease, or hire: Ryan Zinke, Secretary of the Interior

Mars Incorporated: Newt Gingrich and Robert Walker, Trump space advisors

The secretary of gentrification: Dr. Ben Carson, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The oopsing of nuclear waste disposal: Rick Perry, Secretary of Energy

The secretary of corporate agribusiness: Sonny Perdue, Secretary of Agriculture

The weed whacker: Ajit Pai, Federal Communications Commission Chairman

The foreclosure king: Steven Mnuchin, Secretary of the Treasury

The fox guarding the henhouse: Jay Clayton, Chairman, Securities and Exchange Commission

Swimming in the government Sachs Swamp: Gary Cohn, Director of the National Economic Council

Afterword: Averting the Trumpocalypse.